Monsters:
"♪Now that they're men
We can't bother them
Now that they're men
They have become our friends
Now that they're men
There'll be a happy end
They'll pass the test
and finish the quest for the crown
They'll pass the test [they slap their bodies]
and finish the quest [and again]
They'll pass the test
and finish the quest for the crown!♪"
"[The group happily reaches the top of a trench] Yay!"
"Huh? Aww… [They sadly walk away]"
SpongeBob:
"[sees a sign] 'Shell City, dead ahead'. We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters."
SpongeBob/Patrick:
"♪Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!♪"
SpongeBob:
"[notices his watch] I'd better get going! [runs right away] I'm ready. Promotion."
Patrick:
"Good luck, SpongeBob! Hey, look for me at the ceremony! I got a little surprise for you!
[bounces back] ♪I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah♪"
SpongeBob:
"Hooray; Gary, I had that dream again; And it's finally going to come true; Today! Sorry about this calendar. Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager. [his pet snail 'meow'] Who's it gonna be, Gary? [chuckles] Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards."
[his E.O.T.M Awards] "SpongeBob SquarePants!"
"I'm ready. Promotion."
Plankton:
"well, Krabs, you know what today is? ['March 13'] Sorry about this, calendar. [rips it to] March 14; Wait, that's not right; It should say 'The day that Krabs fries!' [laughs evilly] Huh? [He looks out the window and sees Neptune and Mindy arrive] Ohh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Guess who's here."
Floyd:
"You two dipsticks ain't gonna last 10 seconds over the county line!"
SpongeBob:
"Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. [He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A boat jacker stops them]"
"How many seconds was that?"
Boat jacker:
"Out of the car, fellas. [SpongeBob and Patrick obey; He drives off in the Patty Wagon]"
Lloyd:
"[checks his watch] 12."
SpongeBob/Patrick:
"In your face! [they slap their knees and laugh like Lloyd and Floyd, who don't seem to care. Patrick makes a loud noise with an airhorn.]"
Dennis:
"[takes off sunglasses in another one; observes] Sesame seed."
Floyd:
"Hey, mister; Does that hat take ten gallons? [he and Lloyd smack their knees and laugh. Dennis, very annoyed, stomps up to them and tears their lips off. The hillbillies look at each other as Dennis drives away.]"
Dennis:
"[He arrives at The Thug Tug, and notices soap on SpongeBob's footprint. He unmasks himself] Hmm… [He blows the soap, forming a bubble. Images of SpongeBob and Patrick giggling appear in it. Suddenly, all of the thugs appear]"
Victor:
"Hey! [Dennis turns around] You may not know it, cowboy, but we got a rule around here about blowing bubbles. [Snaps his fingers]"
Thug Tug Patrons/Victor:
"All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by…
[in no time, Dennis punches Victor upward out of his shoes and socks.]"
Patrons:
"[seeing Victor screaming into the Tug] …every… able-bodied… patron… in the…. bar…. [Victor crash-lands into the Tug. the Tug itself tilts back and quickly sinks off over a cliff. Dennis drives away as they watch in confusion.]"
Victor:
"Hey! Who blew this bubble?! [He punches it, and it pops.] You all know the rules!"
"That's right! So, who blew it?! [SpongeBob and Patrick frantically pop all of the bubbles] So… nobody knows?"
"Shut up! [Throws a chair at him]"
Thug Tug Patrons:
"[In unison] All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar."
Tough Patron #1:
"Maybe it was…"
Patrick:
"[Spikes pop out under Dennis' boot. He raises up his foot, ready to step on the two. SpongeBob and Patrick hug each other and tremble in fear. Patrick puts his right hand to his chin. Patrick then points at the spiky boot with his right index finger.] That's a big boot!"
"[starts to run away…] Bigger boot!"
"Yay!"
Dennis:
"Don't worry. This'll only hurt a lot! [laughs maniacally] I love this job! [Continues laughing. Suddenly, an extremely large boot stomps on him]"
SpongeBob:
"[stops him] Wait, Pat; This bigger boot saved our lives!"
SpongeBob/Patrick:
"Thank you, stranger!"
Newscaster:
"Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here; comin' to ya live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty… Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. [the crowd applauds] First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs."
"What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?"
Mr Krabs:
"[He has a big grin on his face] Hello; I like money."
"Money [everyone laughs]"
Plankton:
"[watching from his telescope at his Chum Bucket] Curses; It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one (echoing) customer! [He groans and moans while sweating]"
Karen:
"Don't get worked up again, Plankton; I just mopped the floors."
Bikini Bottom Newscaster:
"Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash: Plankton is selling Krabby Patties at the Chum Bucket. How is this possible? Let's find out. [He goes inside]"
Plankton:
"[in the Bucket, now with Patties…] Step right up; Plenty for everybody."
Perch:
"Excuse me, Plankton; Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News; Can I get a minute?"
"All of Bikini Bottom wants to know, how did you get the Krabby Patty?"
"Thanks!""
Plankton:
"Anything for you, Perch."
"Well, Perch: Before my dear friend, Eugene Krabs, was frozen by King Neptune… [voice breaking] I'm sorry… he confided in me a secret wish… 'Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence at the Chum Bucket', he said… 'Don't let the flame die out'. [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. [plants a helmet on his head] Here you go, Perch."
"Bucket helmets for everyone! [He pulls the rope and everyone receives the CB helmet]"
Male Incidental:
"(happily) My helmet!"
Mr. Krabs:
"Look, what I'm saying is, to be a manager, you have to be a man! Otherwise, they'd call it "kidager"! You understandager--I mean, you understand?"
Mr. Krabs:
"Now before we begin with the ribbon cutting, I'd like to announce our new manager!"
SpongeBob:
"(cheering) Yeah! Ow! Now we're talking!"
Mr. Krabs:
"Shh. Now, the new manager is a loyal hard-working employee."
SpongeBob:
"(thinking) Yes."
Mr. Krabs:
"The obvious choice for the job!"
SpongeBob:
"(thinking) He's right!..."
Mr. Krabs:
"A name you all know! It starts with an 's'!"
SpongeBob:
"(thinking) That's me!"
Mr. Krabs:
"Please welcome our new manager, Squidward Tentacles!"
SpongeBob:
"Yes! Whoo! Better luck next time, Buddy!"
SpongeBob:
"Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?"
Plankton:
"No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!"
SpongeBob:
"Well, good luck with that!"
SpongeBob:
"People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of..."
Mr. Krabs:
"Uh, SpongeBob..."
SpongeBob:
"Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Krabs whispering) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Krabs whispering) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Krabs whispering) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?"
Mr. Krabs:
"Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!"
Patrick:
"Can I have everybody's attention?... I have to use the bathroom."
SpongeBob:
"All right folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Patrick, and this big peanut guy! It's a little ditty called..."WAITER!""
Squidward:
"Chum Bucket? Free? Kabby Patty? Plankton? Giving? With?"
Squidward:
"Who turned on the AC? (sees frozen Mr. Krabs)Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?"
Patrick:
"It's some kind of wall of psychic energy."
SpongeBob:
"No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl."
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