Happy Chapman:
"[v/o; at the very beginning of the end credits] He-eee-ey, Odie; Help me, I... can't get up. Odie, my friend;... Bring me some ice. Will you hurry up, you dumb dog? I'm in pain."
Garfield:
"Oh, isn't this the final irony? Look who's here to witness this: the mailman!"
Garfield:
"I hate Mondays."
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Garfield:
"Down! Down dumb dog!"
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Garfield:
"I think maybe, I'll just spend some quality time with man's real best friend: television."
Garfield:
"John, you're never going to believe this. A mongrel mutt has broken into your car."
Garfiled:
"Once again my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna!"
Garfield:
"OK, I think you're clean enough now. I got your towel right here."
John:
"Garfield! No!"
John:
"It's liver flavored."
Garfield:
"Mmm, delicious! Blech..."
John:
"Oh. Oh, liver!"
Garfield:
"Actually, it's liver flavored!"
Garfield:
"Lady, I'm a cat in trouble! I'm hitching a ride in your muu-muu!"
John:
"Oh. Oh, liver!"
Garfield:
"Actually, it's liver flavored!"
Garfield:
"Odie, get off the pail. Would you get off the pail, please? OK, time for a new game, it's called "My Claw in Your Butt Game"--come here!"
Garfield:
"Oh! My poor nose!"
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Jon:
"C'mon Garfield, let's go somewhere relaxing that always leaves you feeling pampered and refreshed."
Garfield:
"Huh? Oh I know, Chuck E. Cheese!..."
Garfield:
"I know you can hear me, but can't you just listen?"
Jon:
"Mouse!"
Garfield:
"No thanks, I'm full!"
Jon:
"Get him Garfield!"
Garfield:
"Get him Jon!"
Luca:
"You're on the wrong side of the street, Fat Cat! Beat it!"
Garfield:
"And you, Luca, the wrong side of the evolutionary curve."
Garfield:
"Oh Sleeping Beauty, wake up! You can stop dreaming about me because I'm here, now just wake up! You got work to do. You're not just my owner, you're my primary caregiver! Now..."
Jon:
"Not now Garfield!"
Garfield:
"(gags) Alright, cut the sweet stuff. Easy now, just, ugh! Trying to cuddle with me, huh? Trying to avoid your duties, huh? Well, that just aint gonna fly! You're gonna work with me! See, I'm just getting my exercise, doing my job, just one, quick, CANNONBAAAAAAAALLLLL! Morning."
Jon:
"GARFIELD!"
Garfield:
"I hate Mondays."
Persnikitty:
"Eat hairballs, Happy Chapman!"
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