Jamie:
"I want Hawaii!"
Bob:
"All right, we'll go to Hawaii. At Christmas. Then it will just be us and a lot of Jewish people. We'll have all the ham to ourselves."
Jamie:
"Well, if I can get Carl to sleep in the next 10 minutes - you might still have a shot tonight."
Bob:
"Use a mallet if you have to."
Bob:
"Remember when it used to be "Daddy's home"? Now nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we I.M. each other when dinner's ready."
Jamie:
"Well, then let's change things. Let's start while we're in Hawaii. No laptop, no BlackBerry, no business calls. Let's really go."
Bob:
"No what?"
Bob:
"Sir, this is no ordinary RV. It's part ATV, part SUV, and certified by the DMV. It's got positraction, Dynaflow, pretty much control traction with me in control. It's got heated rims-wish I had those."
Cassie:
"What happened to Hawaii?"
Bob:
"Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid."
Cassie:
"Is he being funny? Because I can never tell."
Travis:
"Oh, and I almost forgot, Mary Jo makes a living. I mean, she earns $60,000 a year without ever leaving that bus."
Bob:
"It's gonna be a regular 'Field of Dreams' moment, buddy."
Cassie:
"My god, I am so bored. I could actually throw up from how bored I am."
Bob:
" I'm gonna' lose my job. Hope the kids like selling fruit on the freeway... I'm gonna' be unemployed. I'm gonna' have to sell my liver for cash."
Jamie:
"Dad, the RV's rolling away!"
Marie Jo:
"Do you wanna hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?"
Jamie:
"I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone."
Cassie:
"What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing."
Cassie:
"Mom! Some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house! Oh my God it's your husband!"
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