Dr. Pendanski:
"What else can you do, Zero? You just won't talk with me, won't you?"
Armpit:
"He only talks to Caveman, you know."
Dr. Pendanski:
"You think you're better than all of us?"
Zero:
"I like digging holes."
Dr. Pendanski:
"Then, you're in the right place for it, buddy boy."
Mr. Sir:
"You dig a hole each & every day. 5 ft. deep, 5 ft. diameter."
Trout Walker:
"Yeah, girl! How you like me now?!"
Dr. Pendanski:
"D-I-G. What's that spell?"
Zero:
"*Hits him* Dig!"
ZigZag:
"Did you tell him about the lizards?"
Dr. Pendanski:
"Ricky, let's not scare Stanley."
X-Ray:
"Hey, his name's not Ricky, it's ZigZag, aight?"
Magnet:
"Nobody messes with the caveman."
X-Ray:
"Did you see the caveman?"
Stanley:
"Look, I don't mess with anybody."
X-Ray:
"Later, Caveman."
Stanley:
"What? Caveman. I'm Caveman?"
Zero:
"Better than 'Barfbag'."
X-Ray:
"Moles don't eat dirt, Worms eat dirt."
Madame Zeroni:
"If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always & eternity."
Stanley II:
"We're gonna need a damn good lawyer."
Stanley Yelnats III:
"We can't afford a lawyer, Pop."
Dr. Pendanski:
"Let me tell you something, Caveman. You are here on the count of one person. You know who that person is?"
Stanley:
"Yeah. My no-good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing, great great grandfather, that's who it is."
Stanley Yelnats IV:
"Hey, Theodore, is there a place where I can fill my canteen with water..."
Armpit:
"[grabs Stanley] Yo, my name is not Theodore. [pushes him down] It's Armpit! There's a water spigot over there."
Warden Walker:
""Excuse me?""
Stanley Yelnats II:
"It was all because of your no-good, dirty-rotten, pig-stealing, great great grandfather!"
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