Lord John Whorfin:
"Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life."
New Jersey:
"Why is there a watermelon there?"
Reno:
"I'll tell you later."
John O'Connor:
"They're only monkey-boys. We can crush them here on earth, Lord Whorfin."
John Bigboote:
"Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on."
Lord John Whorfin:
"Where are we going?"
The Red Lectroids:
"Planet Ten!"
Lord John Whorfin:
"When?"
The Red Lectroids:
"Real soon!"
Mission Control:
"Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?"
Buckaroo Banzai:
"Tell him yes on one and no on two."
Mission Control:
"Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?"
Perfect Tommy:
"Be cool. She'll hold."
Perfect Tommy:
"Pictures don't lie."
Reno:
"The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way."
Buckaroo:
"…And that's why they call you "Perfect Tommy"."
Tommy:
"Yeah, I know."
Big Bootie:
"It's Tay, Tay, Big BOO-TAY!!! (and flicks off the pilot)
-Big Bootie"
Alien Leader:
"So what? Big deal.
-Alien Leader"
Buckaroo:
"What's this, professor?"
Professor:
"It's your hand, Buckaroo."
Buckaroo Banzai:
"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.
-Buckaroo Banzai"
John Bigboote:
"Big-boo-TAY!
-John Bigboote"
Lord John Whorfin:
"Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.
-Lord John Whorfin"
Buckaroo Banzai:
"No matter where you go, there you are.
-Buckaroo Banzai"
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