Graham:
"Call me old fashioned but one doesn't have sex with women who are unconscious."
Arthur:
"I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit!"
Amanda:
"I need some peace and quiet... or whatever it is people go away for."
Graham:
"I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to"?"
Miles:
"It's Christmas Eve and we are going to go celebrate being young and being alive."
Graham:
"I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. I'm learning to sew. I'm Mr. Napkin Head!"
Amanda:
"Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it, because the not having it... makes it complicated."
Graham:
"That's why it's better to have it... some say."
Amanda:
"Are you D-I-V-O-R-C-E-D?"
Graham:
"No W-I-D-O-W-E-R."
Iris:
"I'm looking for corny in my life."
Arthur:
"Iris, in the movies, we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason, you're behaving like the best friend."
Arthur:
"Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute.' "
Iris:
"Because you're hoping you're wrong. And every time she does something that tells you she's no good, you ignore it. And every time she comes through and suprises you, she wins you over, and you lose that argument with yourself, that she's not for you."
Miles:
"Exactly, and on top of that there's the old standby, I can't believe a girl like that would actually be with a guy like me."
Iris:
"You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!"
Miles:
"Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes."
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