Carpool
Release: July 05, 1996

Franklin Lazlo (Tom Arnold) is desperate. His carnival is on the skids and he hasn't got the money to make his next payroll. He tries robbery, with little result except to have the police, some professional robbers, and a meter-maid (Rhea Perlman) chasing him. On the way, he takes uptight and harried children's carpool father Daniel Miller (David Paymer) and a van full of children hostage. Franklin and the children get up to some wild hijinks all over town, and gradually the starchy Daniel begins to loosen up.

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Franklin: "Listen, Dan, I'm not a perfect person. I see a buck on the ground, I pick it up. Sometimes I take more than 10 items right through the express lane, and I have a temper, like my neighbor plays his music too loud. So I killed him, I cut him up and I put him in my freezer. I'm just kidding! Just breaking the tension!"
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Franklin's Mom: "Listen, cutie pie when they reposess the truck, you won't have to leave them any gas."
Franklin: "Right, you're the expert on gas, Mom."
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Franklin: "That's amazing. I'd never have to shave Mom's hump again. Um, that is, she's got a hump on the back of her neck."
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Daniel: "What are you doing?"
Franklin: "Driving into the back of a truck, Dan, you ever watch the A-Team?"
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Franklin: "We could use a nut like you down at the carnival. Ever bite the head off a chicken?"
Mr. Hammerman: "Not lately."
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Travis: "Oh, I ate mud once. Tasted okay. But they had to take me to the hospital and pump my stomach and I met a guy with a monkey heart!"
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