Meet the Spartans
Release: January 25, 2008

A parody film parodying many medieval adventure films from late 2006 and throughout 2007. After Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie adopt a child and notice he already has a beard and a six-pack, they decide to raise him as a Spartan. Years later, the spartan Leonidas is training his own son when he gets a message from a Persian messenger. He and the kingdom of Sparta have to comply to the demands of King Xerxes or else go to war. Not wanting to fall to Xerxes' corrupt rule, Leonidas and his Spartans declare war on Xerxes. They go on a perilous war journey despite the fact that the Oracle (Ugly Betty) forwarns him that he and his Spartans will die if the great king falls on them. starring Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, and Diedrich Bader. Written and Directed by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer. Produced by Friedberg & Seltzer and Peter Safran; Executive Produced by Arnon Milchan. a New Regency/3 in the Box production for Regency Enterprises.

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Narrator: "Xerxes, he looked a lot like that fat guy from Borat."
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Leonidas: "Tonight, we dine... at Hooters! Eat from them everything, but tip them... nothing!"
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Xerxes: " I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin' to shish kebab your ass."
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Paris Hilton: "I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over."
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Leonidas: "I'm assembling an army of 300 to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!"
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Urban Girl: "Yo mama's so fat, her pant size is, um, um, um... Bitch, lose some weight!"
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Leonidas: "No mayo? This is bullshit!"
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Captain: "I'm gonna go Hercules on your ass!"
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