School of Rock
Release: September 24, 2003

When rock singer Dewey Finn is removed from his rock band, No Vacancy because of his arrogance, he decides to get a new job as a fifth-grade teacher. Despite his lack of knowledge to be a teacher he soon discovers that his class is musically talented and decides to make a rock band out of them.

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Dewey: "Now you played hard in here, people, and I am proud of every last stinking one of you. So let's just give thing everything we got. We may fall on our faces, but if we do, we will fall with dignity! With a guitar in our hands, and rock in our hearts! And in the words of AC/DC: "We roll tonight, to the guitar bite, and for those about to rock, I salute you.""
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Patti Di Marco: "Unbelievable. After everything he's done to you? That is so typical, Ned! When are you going to stop being a pushover? When are you finally going to start sticking up for yourself?"
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Dewey: "May I please have the attention of the class: Today's ass-ignment..."
Tomika, Marta, Alicia: "...Kick some ass!"
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Rosalie Mullins: "Excuse me. I've just been informed that all of your children are missing, so..."
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Dewey: "It may sound easy, but nothing could be harder. It will test your head, and your mind, and your brain, too."
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Dewey: "I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band."
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Dewey: "Oh, I was this close to getting the Polish Philharmonic and I nailed the audish, but I didn't get it. Guess who did? Yo-Yo Ma's cousin. Little nepotis! Anyway, I just decided to give up and become a teacher, because those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach, teach gym."
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Dewey: "God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name, we pray. Amen."
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Dewey: "My name is Dewey Finn. And no, I'm not a licensed teacher, but I have been touched by your kids. And I'm pretty sure that I've touched them."
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