Bad Santa 2
Release: November 23, 2016

Fueled by cheap whiskey, greed and hatred, Willie Soke teams up with his angry little sidekick, Marcus, to knock off a Chicago charity on Christmas Eve. Along for the ride is chubby and cheery Thurman Merman, a 250-pound ray of sunshine who brings out Willie's sliver of humanity. Mommy issues arise when the pair are joined by Willie's horror story of a mother, Sunny Soke, who raises the bar for the gang's ambitions, while somehow lowering the standards of criminal behavior.

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Sunny Soke: "If I cut ties with every numbnuts who tried to shoot me, I never would've gotten pregnant with you."
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Willie: "Spare some change. Think about somebody besides your fucking self."
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Willie: "I traveled all the way across the country to rob a Goddamn charity?"
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Willie: "Life sucks a big giant dick, kid. But you're a fucking man now and you gotta face up to it. Welcome to the shit show."
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Willie: "Have a seat. What can Santy Claus get ya?"
Girl: "A penguin. It doesn't have to be alive."
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Marcus: "What... You don't trust your mama?"
Willie: "I trust her about as far as I can throw you... And I trust you about as far as I can throw her."
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Diane: "I'm a good girl, Mr. Cook. But sometimes I need to be bad."
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Diane: "You reek of whiskey. You know the rules and you're flouting them."
Willie: "Flouting? I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass. Uhh, with a straw..."
Diane: "I believe that's felching. Not that I would know."
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