Murder on the Orient Express

Release: November 24, 1974

Inspector Poirot investigates a murder on the Orient Express during the 1930s.

Trailers

This is the movie's theatrical trailer.

This promo for an ABC airing of the movie was originally posted to YouTube ...

Quote O' Matic

Mom fish: "What, what's with all the yelling? You just can't wait for me to die, won't you?"

Old lady: "They're selling chocolate."

Mom fish: "WHAT? What are they selling?"

Old lady: "Chocolate!"

Mom fish: "Chocolate?"

Old lady: "Yeah!"

Mom fish: "...what're they selling?"

Old lady: "THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!"

Mom fish: "Chocolate... I remember when they first made chocolate! Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT!"

SpongeBob: "Well, this chocolate isn't for eating..."

Patrick: "You rub it on your face and it makes you live forever!"

Mom fish: "Live forever, you say? I'll take one! Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!"

Old lady: "I hate you."

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