Nick:
"Kiss my 330 cubic inches of V8 power, sucker!"
Nick:
"(car is burning up) Oh, man! I never even got to read the manual!"
Kevin:
"I have to go to the bathroom."
Lindsey:
"I'm sure the carpet's absorbent."
Nick:
"Look. You come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokémon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies, and no shoplifters! Now, get! Both of y'all! Get!"
Lindsey:
"you should've asked if he had to go before we left"
Nick:
"i did"
Lindsey:
"no, you asked before we got on the train, not before we left the station
you're supposed to ask before every segment
everybody knows that"
Nick:
"evidentally not"
Lindsey:
"baby!"
Kevin:
"big baby!"
Lindsey:
"bigger baby!"
Kevin:
"giant baby!"
Lindsey:
"enormous baby!"
Kevin:
"humongous baby!"
Lindsey:
"colossal baby!"
Lindsey:
"you know, if you're thinking about my mom, you're wasting your time"
Nick:
"uh, you know, im not wasting my time
cause me and your mom, we're just friends"
Lindsey:
"thats good, cause moms still into dad and hes totally into her
and they're getting back together soon"
Nick:
"whoopie
im happy for 'em"
Nick:
"yo yo yo yo"
Marty:
"hey! hey its marty, whats up, man?
hows it going with those stupid little brats you got with you?
remember this: if the kids hate you, the mama won't date you"
Satchel Paige:
"man, your insurance premiums are going through the roof!"
Satchel Paige:
"[moans] i think i got me some whiplash!
aargh!"
Lindsey:
"what was mom thinking?"
Kevin:
"i don't know
i like him
hes kind of funny"
Lindsey:
"hey, don't get soft
this man is not our dad
hes the enemy"
Kevin:
"shut up!"
Lindsey:
"make me!"
Kevin:
"i don't make trash, i bury it!"
Lindsey:
"i'll bury my foot in your...!"
Kevin:
"say it! hah! you're too scared to say it!"
Lindsey:
"be quiet, you paranoid dunce!"
Nick:
"out of sight, out of mind"
Suzanne:
"excuse me?"
Nick:
"oh uh, i don't mind
you know, if you need a lift, i can give you a ride"
Satchel Paige:
"all we gotta do is lose the small fries
now im not saying drop 'em in the shark tank, nah"
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