Humpty Dumpty:
"I'm sorry, Puss. I've made a mess out of everything. I'm a rotten egg."
Puss:
"This is the story of a cat who became a hero. An outlaw dedicated to justice. And a lover of beautiful women. A great, great lover."
Humpty Dumpty:
"What's your name? You don't say much, do you? I think I'll call you Sparky. Whiskers? Zoltar! How about Puss?"
Puss:
"It was a year in which the rain had not fallen. The wind was big and the basket was small. For days, I bounced along, a hungry little kitten with no milk, no mama, and no litter box."
Kitty Softpaws:
"I was just a stray; but, I had beautiful claws. One day, a really nice couple took me in. Gave me milk every morning. Loved me. Maybe I scratched their curtains or played too rough with the hamster. I don't know why they did it. But they took my claws."
Puss:
"How strange it was to give a cat boots; but, whoa, I looked good."
Puss:
"(narrating) Through the years, I have been known by many names. Diablo Gato. The Furry Lover. Chupacabra. Friskie Two-Times. And the Ginger Hit Man. But to most - I am Puss In Boots! Outlaw."
Puss:
"Señorita, wait! Let me buy you some leche! I am a lover, not a - fighter."
Puss:
"My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!"
Humpty Dumpty:
"First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club."
Puss:
"My name would become legend..."
Puss:
"Kitty? You are not as good as they say. You are better!"
Kitty Softpaws:
"That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?"
Humpty Dumpty:
"I'm not a person. I'm not a bird. I'm not even a food. I don't know what I am."
Puss:
"You are what you have always been: my brother."
Puss:
"I always knew you were good inside."
Puss:
"You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!"
Jill:
"Is it true a cat always lands on its feet?"
Puss:
"No! That is just a rumor, spread by dogs!"
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