Mrs. Rogers:
"[from inside the Rogers' family home on Halloween night; reminding to the young...] Shaggy. You and your new friend better hurry up of you want to trick-or-treat."
Shaggy:
"[heads to his room; from inside] Yay! Okay, mom."
Male Police Officer:
"[to Young Shaggy] What's his name?"
Young Puppy:
"I don't have one."
Shaggy:
"[hesitates to a box of Kurinsky's Scooby Snacks] His name's… Snacks."
Officer:
"What?"
Puppy:
"Snacks?"
Shaggy:
"Uh. I mean… Scooby…"
Officer:
"[alternatively; tendrum questions] Middle name? Last name?"
Shaggy:
"[alternatively; answers above] Dooby… Doo."
Officer:
"All right. If the dog has a middle name, there's no punishment for damages or theft. I don't like it, but them's the laws. [Goes away in his bike] Well, have a good day, sir. Mr. Dooby-Doo."
Shaggy & Scooby:
"[they both laugh]"
Male Police Officer:
"[approaches Young Shaggy and a Young Puppy at the beach; just after they ate sandwiches with gyro meat] There you are! [Shaggy yelps as he holds a puppy] This mangy stray's done enough damage for today. He's coming with me."
Shaggy:
"[stands up] He's not a stray."
Officer:
"Is he your dog?"
Shaggy:
"He is, like… totally mine. [whispers to Puppy] If you wanna be."
Puppy:
"I'd like that very much."
Officer:
"Okay, then."
Blue Falcon:
"Time to pay your crimes, Dick Dastardly."
Shaggy Rogers:
"[handles Falcon's unmasking] …or is it?
[Shaggy unmasks the fake Dick mask to reveal…]"
Mystery, Inc. Gang and Dynomutt's Team:
"Simon Cowell? [Muttley growls at Simon]"
Daphne Blake:
"Wow. That is a solid impersonation."
Simon:
"Thank you. I also played Rum Tum Tugger in my secondary school's production of 'Cats'."
Velma Dinkley:
"This makes no sense. How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship?
[Velma unmasks the fake Cowell mask to reveal the REAL…]"
Gang & Team:
"Dick Dastardly?"
Dick:
"Drat. No one ever goes for the double unmasking. [Muttley snickers]"
Dick Dastardly:
"[He and Muttley, his dog, arrives via Rottens; after Shaggy & Scooby reunited towards the ending] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!"
Rottens:
"[agrees command and releases Dick and Mutt; Dastardly groans]"
Muttley:
"Rasm-Frasm, stupid robots."
Young Shaggy:
"[As he spills his just-paid meal from Casey's Creations, as a young puppy, rolling a tube of gyro meat, is chasing in front of the police officer] Zoinks! Like… Slow down, dude."
Shaggy's Phone:
"[He puts on earbuds starts listening to 90's Boy Bands ♪(Backstreet Boys' "Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely)♪.]"
Shaggy:
"[His eyes widen as he changes his phone's playlists, playing the song with the meaning of "Lonely"]"
Shaggy's Phone:
"• Soft Hits of the 70's: ♪[Three Dog Night's "One" (Single Version)]♪
• Sweet Songs of the 60's: ♪[Bobby Vinton's "Mr. Lonely"]♪"
Shaggy:
"[Depressed; He switches to "Motivational Message Radio" with a topic titled "You Can Make Friends", starts walking around Venice Beach]"
Ira:
"[on podcast] Hello, I'm Ira Glass. Welcome to another episode of my podcast: "Friends, Who Needs Them? You Do". This week's challenge: Put yourself out there. When the hand of friendship is offered to you, take it. You can do it. Now go, make some friends."
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