Victor:
"What about the science fair?"
Gym Teacher:
"Oh, it's still on, but it will be judged by someone who's not insane: Me!"
Toshiaki:
"How are we supposed to see an invisible goldfish?"
Edgar 'E' Gore:
"Put your finger in. You can feel it."
New Holland Resident:
"Have you looked through this science book they're using? Apparently, Pluto isn't good enough to be a planet any more. When I was a kid, Pluto was a great planet. This guy comes along, and rewrites the rules!"
Victor:
"It's okay, boy. You don't have to come back. You'll always be in my heart."
Mr. Rzykruski:
"Back home, everyone is scientist. Even my plumber wins Nobel Prize. Your country does not make enough scientist. Always needs more. You should be a scientist, Victor."
Mr. Frankenstein:
"Victor, what have you done?"
Victor:
"You said yourself, if you could bring back Sparky, you would!"
Mr. Frankenstein:
"Yes, but that was different because we couldn't! It's easy to promise the impossible."
Mrs. Frankenstein:
"When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart. He'll always be there, Victor."
Victor:
"I don't want him in my heart. I want him here with me."
Mr. Rzykruski:
"Science is not good or bad, Victor. But it can be used both ways. That is why you must always be careful."
Mr. Rzykruski:
"Ladies and gentlemen. I think the confusion here is that you are all very ignorant. Is that right word, ignorant? I mean stupid, primitive,unenlightened. You do not understand science, so you are afraid of it. Like a dog is afraid of thunder or balloons. To you, science is magic and witchcraft because you have such small minds. I cannot make your heads bigger, but your children's heads, I can take them and crack them open. This is what I try to do, to get at their brains!"
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