Leprechaun:
"A thousand years ago, a man stopped me from taking me bride! I'll not let it happen again!"
African American Leprechaun:
"Yo man, want me gold?"
Leprechaun:
"It's the seventeenth of March. The feast of St. Patrick."
William O'Day:
"And your birthday."
Leprechaun:
"'Tis a special birthday for a leprechaun. I'm one thousand years old. Tonight, I can claim me bride."
Leprechaun:
"A curse be placed upon your seed, William O'Day. You may have saved your daughter, but on me next thousandth birthday, I'll stalk your fairest offspring and claim her as me bride! Ha ha ha ha ha! Happy St. Patrick's Day."
Leprechaun:
"A little family reunion. You have his cheek bones."
Cody:
"Sure, walk away! I understand. If hearing the actual sound of Jayne Mansfield's head being severed from her body is too intense for you, well then, you know, more power to ya."
Leprechaun:
"Now you've done it, you've welched on a Leprechaun!"
Morty:
"Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer."
Leprechaun:
"We'll have to make some changes to your face as well. 'Tis a fair face, but the wee ones won't suckle if you don't look like them. They can be very demanding at times. Many changes. Many changes."
Leprechaun:
"What do you think of your bridal chamber?"
Bridget:
"It... it's awful!"
Leprechaun:
"I know it lacks a woman's touch, but you'll change that."
Leprechaun:
"A leprechaun's home has many surprises."
Leprechaun:
"Pour all you want, pour all you can, you won't beat me, 'cause I'm a Lepre*CAN*. Mph! Cahn."
Leprechaun:
"Scream as you may! Scream as you might! If you try to escape, you'll be dead on this night."
Leprechaun:
"I'm going to have to make a few alterations, but afterward you should be able to bear a full litter."
Leprechaun:
"She sneezes once, she sneezes twice, she'll be me bride when she sneezes thrice."
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