Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
Release: June 07, 1991
Trailers
Featured in Fox's Slam Dunk Comedy Line-Up promo (1993)
This is a better quality video trailer for the movie.
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Quotes
Swell:
"One of us has to get a job."
Kenny:
"Well, I'm not gonna."
Swell:
"Well, we don't have a choice; We'll flip for it." [she takes out a frozen Mama Celeste pizza] "Mama Celeste face up: I go to work; Mama Celeste face down: You're selling Carnations on a freeway off ramp."
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Mom:
"[last question] Where is the babysitter?"
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Walter Crandell:
"[watching a game show, trying to guess the answer] (2x) Alaska⋯; Alaska container⋯ Alaska⋯ spill." [Mrs Sturak turns the TV off] "Hey! I was watching that!"
Mrs Sturak:
"TV rots your brains!" [she picks up the first volume of the encyclopedia and tosses it to Walter] "Go to your room! I expect a complete report tomorrow morning on the life of the aardvark!"
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Swell:
"[repeater] I'm right on top of that, Rose."
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Rose Lindsey:
"Sue Ellen, have you ever had a 48 hour orgasm?"
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell:
"No, I've never been to Santa Barbara."
Bryan:
"Park it yourself, Metallica breath!"
Mom:
"Melissa, want to get down from there?"
Melissa Crandell:
"No."
Mom:
"Get down from there."
Melissa Crandell:
"We have to get up at the butt-crack of dawn to tidy up the garage!"
Zach Crandell:
"We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory."
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell:
"I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep."
Melissa Crandell:
"Probably choked on her whistle."
Walter Crandell:
"She doesn't look dead."
Zach Crandell:
"That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like MacGyver."
Rose Lindsey:
"Where is Carolyn?"
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell:
"Mouse brown hair? Gives you a headache? Talks like she's chewing her face?"
Rose Lindsey:
"That's her."
Kenny:
"Hey, get out."
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