Jack:
"Get the hell out of here now!"
Fat Man:
"You get out of here fella. I'm trying to watch the Smurfs."
Jack:
"You're trying to watch the Smurfs?"
Fat Man:
"Yeah."
Jack:
"Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You want to see that one?"
Russ:
"I teach CPR. I'm known as Mr. Mouth-to-Mouth."
Scully:
"The sea is a wondrous, mysterious, dangerous lady. She'll make you rich or she'll feed you to the fishes. You can't control her. You got to give yourself to her. She wants you to dance, sonny boy! You got to follow her lead."
Scully:
"We name vessels after women to remind us to treat them gently like ladies; otherwise, they won't respond like ladies. So, remember, always gentle on the tiller."
Jack:
"I love you Scully. That's not the booze talkin' either."
Jack:
"Your wrong. You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!"
Scully:
"I'm trying to tell you that as a fighter, pound for pound, my boy, Jimmy Cagney, will disintegrate your Sylvester Stallone. He'll knock his block off!"
Jack:
"In a street fight, maybe. I give you that. But, not in a movie!"
Jack:
"Can you tread water with that hook?"
Scully:
"She'll make ya rich, or she'll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you've got to follow her lead."
Jack:
"Didn't I read that on your bathroom wall?"
Scully:
"Yes. And it's as true today as when I hung it there."
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