Big Bird:
"Gee, this is tiring. How do statues do it?"
Cookie Monster:
"Ok, me want to eat, Hot Dog.... STAND! (eats crazily)"
Big Bird:
"Hi. Do you guard this museum?"
Guard:
"Yeah."
Big Bird:
"Wow, good work! We were here all night and nobody bothered us! Ta-ta!"
Guard:
"No you weren't! No!"
Big Bird:
"You were too!"
Count:
"1,005,623 pictures! And one guard! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Big Bird:
"Hey everybody, have you seen Snuffy? You know, I bet he did, he probably got up early to go to Snufflegarden. He never likes to be late. Say, what are you all doing here?"
Susan:
"What are we doing here?! We spent the whole night looking for you, Big Bird!"
Big Bird:
"Gee, why did you do that?"
Maria:
"Because we love you, now where were you?"
Big Bird:
"Well, all over the museum and did we have fun!"
David:
"You had fun? But did we have fun?!"
Cookie Monster:
"Me don't know art, but me know what me like! FOOD!"
Big Bird:
"Wow, it's not easy being an Egyptian!"
Snuffy:
"You said it!"
Oscar:
"Locked in the museum! I knew some good would come of this!"
Gordon and Susan:
"BIG BIRD!"
Telly:
"It shouldn't be too hard to find him, should it Oscar?"
Oscar:
"Nah, as easy as finding a needle in a trash heap. And I thought this was gonna be boring!"
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