Brian:
"Daddy, you shouldn't have pushed me off that roof, that's all I'm gonna say. You shouldn't have pushed me off that roof."
Joe:
"Again, did you die? Nigga?"
Brian:
"How many times I have to tell you? Stop using that word. That is a *horrible* word. I don't understand why you keep using that word! Stop saying it, it's horrible, it's awful! All these people use it in the music, all these kids are in the club saying it. STOP saying that word!"
Joe:
" Bitch ass."
Madea:
"I was reading."
Aunt Bam:
"Reading what?"
Madea:
"I was trying to read the Bible."
Aunt Bam:
"Madea, where is the Bible?"
Madea:
"It's on the table of my heart."
Horse:
"My name's Ronaldo, but my friends call me Horse."
Jonathan:
"My name's Jonathan, El Presidente of this here fraterni-tay."
Madea:
"This is what your daddy was trying to tell you, this is what I was trying to make you understand, little girl. Your parents ain't lame because they say 'don't sneak out, don't text and drive', all that stuff is bad and you get people killed."
Aunt Bam:
"Madea, what is a Ho-01K?"
Madea:
"That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K, it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping."
Madea:
"Does your mama know you dress like that?"
Leah:
"Duh, she picked it out for me."
Madea:
"Your *mama* picked that out for you?"
Leah:
"Yeah."
Madea:
"Damn! Your mama must be one of them Housewives."
Joe:
"I don't play this Halloween bullshit!"
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