B.Z.:
"This stardust, this reindeer cornflakes. What would happen if we were to juice up the formula, make it stronger?"
Patch:
"Well, it's self-explanatory it would make them fly!"
B.Z.:
"When you've got a hit like we have, Patch, the people don't want to wait a whole year, they're dying for a sequel! A sequel. That's it. We'll bring it out on March 25, and we'll call it... Christmas 2!"
Patch:
"Christmas 2?"
Towzer:
"If this catches on, we can come out with a liquid version: puce juice."
Santa Claus:
"Maybe the whole idea is no good anymore"
Anya Claus:
"What are you talking about? What idea?"
Santa Claus:
"Christmas."
Anya Claus:
"Claus!"
Santa Claus:
"The world is a different place now, Anya. You don't see it. The people don't seem to care about giving a gift just so they can see the light of happiness in a friend's eyes."
Santa Claus:
"You have folks saying that Santa Claus only rewards the good little boys and girls."
Anya Claus:
"Isn't that how it should be?"
Santa Claus:
"All right. Dooley, make up a list of who is naughty and nice."
Dooley:
"Yes, sir!"
Santa Claus:
"And be careful. I'll be checking it twice."
Ancient Elf:
"The Prophecy has come to pass, that there would come to us a Chosen One, and that he, having no child of his own, would love all children everywhere, and that he himself would be an artisan, and a craftsman, and a skilled maker of toys."
Ancient Elf:
"And now, Chosen One, come forward. From this day on, now and forever, you will bring all our gifts to all the children in all the world, and all this to be done on Christmas Eve."
Sants Claus:
"How can I do so much in just one night?"
Ancient Elf:
"Oh, yes, well know this: time travels with you. The night of the world is a passage of endless night for you, until your mission is done. This is your legacy, and your gift... as is the gift of flight. Now, all those within the sound of my voice, and all those on this Earth everywhere know that henceforth, you will be called Santa Claus. And now, everyone, Merry Christmas."
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