Eight Crazy Nights
Release: November 27, 2002
Trailers
Theatrical trailer.
Posters
Quotes
Mayor:
"Whitey, for the first time your partner Davey Stone did something good for this community"
Elanor:
"What'd he do? Steal beer for everyone?"
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Narrator:
"Well, all right. Look at all that beautiful, white stuff. Christmas is right around the corner, and Hanukkah starts tonight. Ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Just makes you tingly all over."
Narrator:
"But you know what? There are some buffoons out there actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities, gets them even more disgusted. As of matter of fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug lives right here in little, old Dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone."
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Davey:
"Well right now, I'm going to another restaurant record: longest burp."
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Whitey:
"Maybe it's a sign. After all, Hanukkah is the festival of lights."
Davey:
"I should stick you on a twig and roast you!"
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Elanor:
"Whitey, where were you? You're an hour and 51 minutes late. I already called the Morgue. They said you weren't there but to try back later."
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Chinese Waiter:
"Four scorpion bowl in five minute? That's got to be a restaurant record."
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Davey:
"Hey, Jelly Jugs, next time you're on my court, you better wear a bra, okay?"
Whitey:
"He was just kidding son, you got very nice boobs."
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Whitey:
"The worst has happened: I'm covered in human feces..."
Davey:
"That's a good look for you, but how about is that I should probably spray you off?"
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Whitey:
"My finger's in your mouth kitty, but I don't feel no teeth."
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Davey:
"Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's Gifts. They definitely have furry underwear."
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Chinese Waiter:
"Congratulations! Now please excuse me while I go take shower!"
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Davey:
"So, what's good about this place?"
Whitey:
"What's good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks? My buddy, Mr. Foot Locker will warm your feet. You need a fancy doodad? Hello, Sharper Image. "
Whitey:
"Thanks for the combination pogo stick/clock radio. I mean, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack, GNC, Radio Shack, Petland for a cat or two, Spencer's Gifts for some fake dog doo, Sbarro's, Dunkin' Donuts, they're simply the best. And don't forget the orange chicken at Panda Express. But if you're short of cash like little old me, the window shopping's always free."
Davey:
"Was that something you just prepared, or did you just rhyme that many times in a row by accident?"
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Davey:
"Whippin' out my big, white, scary moon and blowin' a beef your way."
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Eleanor:
"They were giving out free lobster bibs in the bathroom."
Whitey:
"That's not a lobster bib Eleanore its a germ protector for your tushey."
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Whitey:
"Wow Benjamin, an etch-a-sketch, not too shabby!"
Davey:
"That's a Gameboy you idiot."
Whitey:
"Oh sorry I'm not up on modern technology."
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Whitey:
"Your honor, if it pleases the court, I'd like to interject for a moment."
Chinese Waiter:
"What the hell was that? Did anybody else hear a parakeet and have I gone crazy?"
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Davey:
"Ugh! Jeezum crow! Did I just see two Persian cats on your ass? I think I'm gonna (burps) barf!"
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Whitey:
"This is the happiest seizure of my life!"
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