Ari Fleischer:
"Uh⋯ Mr President."
George W. Bush:
"Not now, Ari; Not now, i'm busy."
"[He goes alone to the room and watches a baseball game in which he imagines himself in the outfield waiting to catch a fly ball that disappears]"
Gen. Colin Powell:
"Funny, Dick: I remember you once agreeing that going all the way in Baghdad would be a mistake."
Dick Cheney:
"Well, I think you made a bigger boo-boo, Colin. You could have been president."
Colin:
"F**k you."
George W. Bush:
"Whose job is it, to find these damn weapons?"
Asian journalist:
"Mr. President, what place do you think you will have in history?"
George W. Bush:
"History? In history we'll all be dead!"
Colin Powell:
"So what is our real exit strategy on Iraq, Dick?"
Dick Cheney:
"There is no exit. We stay."
Colin Powell:
"Spoken like a true oilman."
Dick Cheney:
"You think with all your diplomatic bullshit, that you can appease Islamic fascists who are as *nuts* as Hitler. Want to know what I see, Mr. President? I see a world where, in about 25 years, America's reserves are gone. Done. Demand is up, 30-40%, and we have 2 oceans block us from the world's reserves. You think we're gonna have allies then?"
Karl Rove:
"What about that swagger in your voice?"
George W. Bush:
"In Texas it's called walkin'."
Karl Rove:
"If you can't stand in front of those guys two minutes and come up with one plausible answer what the hell are we running for governor for?"
Geoge W. Bush:
" Just tell me what to do, whatever it takes. Look if I need to read the whole damn Constitution I'll do it."
Donald Rumsfeld:
"The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
George W. Bush:
" Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... and won't get fooled again."
George W. Bush:
"Who's ever remembered the son of a president?"
Laura Bush:
"John Quincy Adams!"
George W. Bush:
"Yeah, but that was like, three hundred years ago wasn't it?"
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