Four Rooms
Release: December 22, 1995

Four of the most celebrated directors in the independent film community pooled their talents for this episodic comedy. Ted (Tim Roth) is the new bellboy at a beautiful but decaying luxury hotel; he is not having a good time of it on New Year's Eve, his first night on the job. In one room, a coven of witches are trying to summon the spirit of the goddess Diana; each of the witches must bring a different bodily fluid for their spell to work, but Eva (Ione Skye), who was supposed to bring semen, managed to lose her supplies, and needs Ted's help for a last-minute replacement. Another room, where Ted was supposed to deliver some ice, turns out to house an angry husband (David Proval), who is holding his bound-and-gagged wife (Jennifer Beals) at gunpoint. A third room is taken by a tough-talking gangster (Antonio Banderas), his doormat wife (Tamlyn Tomita), and their two children; the gangster demands that Ted watch over the kids, who turn out to be mischievous terrors beyond Ted's wildest imagination. And room number four is where an arrogant film actor (Quentin Tarantino) is holding a party. One of his guests makes a bet that he can get a Zippo lighter to light ten times in a row, with his finger at stake if he loses. Allison Anders directed the first segment, which also featured Madonna, Valeria Golino, and Lili Taylor. The second segment was directed by Alexandre Rockwell, husband of his frequent leading lady Jennifer Beals. Robert Rodriguez directed the third story, while the finale was directed by its star, Quentin Tarantino; the final segment also features Bruce Willis, who appeared unbilled.

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Angela: "Quick. He's coming back. Put the gag back in my mouth. We play this game all the time. Just play by the rules and you won't get hurt. Quick. Come on, put the gag back in my mouth. Quick! Quick! Quick."
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Ted the Bellhop: "Police! It's an emergency! Police get someone over here right fucking now. There is a dead fuckin' whore!"
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Ted the Bellhop: "Okay, these are the rules. Don't break the rules, and I won't break your necks."
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Ted the Bellhop: "I'm coming up and if there isn't a dead body by the time I get there, I'll make one myself. You!"
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Sarah: "There's a dead body in my bed and it smells like shit and it looks even worse. And if you don't get your ass up here now, my Daddy's gonna lay you down next to her. I swear to fucking God!"
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Ted the Bellhop: "What have I ever done to you people?"
Angela: "What didn't you do, stick man? Unfortunately, you don't have the balls to back up the actions of your huge cock."
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Sigfried: "There's no needles here, kid, just a big fucking gun!"
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Ted the Bellhop: "Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches."
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Ted the Bellhop: "Problem? I haven't got a problem. I've got fucking problems. Plural."
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Chester: "Like my old grand daddy used to say, "The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.""
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Angela: "Whether you like it or not, you are in the middle of a situation here you cannot just wish your way out of."
Ted the Bellhop: "But I've never met you people before! You're complete strangers!"
Angela: "Everybody starts out as strangers, Ted. It's where we end up that counts."
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