Sally:
"I wonder when my sweet babboo is going to ask me to the party?"
Linus:
"I'm not your sweet babboo, and I wouldn't invite you to a garage sale!"
Sally:
"Isn't he the cutest thing?"
Peppermint Patty:
"Have you made any New Year's resolutions, Chuck?"
Charlie Brown:
"Yes. You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
Linus:
"How are you doing with "War and Peace", Charlie Brown?"
Charlie Brown:
"I've just finished reading the dust jacket."
Linus:
"Many is the book report that has been written by just reading the dust jacket."
Peppermint Patty:
"Hey Chuck, that was a sly move on your part. You know, to get us out here alone on New Year's Eve."
Charlie Brown:
"Huh?"
Peppermint Patty:
"Yep. We might even end up ushering in the new year together. I'll bet you'd like that, Eh, Chuck?"
Charlie Brown:
"Hello? Hello? Heather, are you home? I've come to invite you to a New Year's party! I mean - I mean if you don't have anything else to do. Would you - would you like to come? I can either pick you up or, or meet you there, if I ever get my hand out of this mailbox. I can't stand it. I just can't stand it."
Peppermint Patty:
"It's been a great year, Chuck. You'll have to admit that. What you do think, Chuck, would be good rules for living in the new year?"
Charlie Brown:
" Keep the ball low, don't leave your crayons in the sun, use dental floss every day, don't spill the shoe polish, always knock before entering, don't let the ants get in the sugar, never volunteer to be a program chairman, always get your first serve in, and feed your dog whenever he's hungry."
Peppermint Patty:
"Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?"
Charlie Brown:
"The better life, and a fat dog."
Linus:
"Did you turn in your report?"
Charlie Brown:
"Yes."
Linus:
"What did the teacher say about it? What grade did you get?"
Charlie Brown:
"A D minus - the lowest grade without failing."
Linus:
"Gee, I'm sorry, Charlie Brown."
Charlie Brown:
"The teacher said it looked like the sort of report that was written after midnight on the last day of Christmas vacation."
Charlie Brown:
"Tomorrow night's party. The Little Red-Haired Girl never answered my letter. What a way to start a new year. Tomorrow night, millions of people will be going to parties and dressing up. Some are even ready a day ahead of time."
Charlie Brown:
"Well, here I am reading "War and Peace", and everybody else is at dance class having fun. Maybe I should go over to the class and just look in, and see what they're all doing."
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