Family Guy: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

Release: December 22, 2009

During a power outage, Peter entertains the family with his homage to the Star Wars saga and a retelling of `(Episode V:) The Empire Strikes Back' until power is finally returned to the Griffin household.

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Quotes

Brian Griffin as Chewbacca: "Hug it out, bitch! Spray that hot hug all over me!"

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Lois Griffin: "[the power goes out again in the Griffin house] Looks like the power's out again!"

Stewie Griffin: "What, are we in Iraq? This happens entirely too often!"

Chris Griffin: "Can we tell stories till it comes back on?"

Meg Griffin: "Yeah, Dad. Remember the last time you told us the story of "Star Wars"? Maybe you could tell us another one."

Peter Griffin: "Well, alright. This is the story of "Black Snake Moan". Once upon a time, Christina Ricci was all tied up for some reason..."

Stewie Griffin: "I'm already bored and confused."

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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "Are you Yoda?"

Carl as Yoda: "No. No, I'm not Yoda. [Quick pause] Okay, I'm Yoda."

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "Are you going to train me to be a Jedi?"

Carl as Yoda: "No. No, I'm not going to train you. [Quick pause] Okay, I'll train you."

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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "Wait a minute - is this how it ends?"

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Carl as Yoda: "Let's take a break - your back is getting all sweaty!"

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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "I was trying to call Luke Adams - his name is right next to yours in my helmet!"

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First Stormtrooper: "Have we actually hit anybody with these guns?"

Second Stormtrooper: "I hit a bird once!"

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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you're not a Jedi yet! You're getting there, you're getting there though!"

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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "Admiral Ozzel came out of lightspeed too quickly."

Imperial Officer: "I had that problem with a chick the other night!"

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "Oh, gross!"

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Ernie the Giant Chicken as Boba Fett: "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."

Imperial Guard #3: "Duh!"

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Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: "[Leia runs up to Han while he's reading a book] Han! I think there's something..."

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "[Han puts his finger up to quiet Leia and finishes with his current paragraph. Once done he turns to her] Hrmm?"

Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: "There's something out there!"

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "Where?"

Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: "Out there in the cave!"

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "Ha! Crazy women always hearing things."

Brian Griffin as Chewbacca: "There's something out there!"

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "Let's go check it out."

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Dennis Haysbert: "Swamp crashes. They can land you knee-deep in trouble. But the "good-hands" people at Allstate will make sure you have a soft landing. Profession service. Non-threatening black spokesperson. That's Allstate's stand."

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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "Captain Piett, you're in charge now. Don't fail me, Admiral Piett."

Admiral Piett: "A promotion? Really? Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?"

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "That's not in the budget. You know, we're trying to catch Rebels here. I don't even have business cards. None of us do. Do you have business cards?"

Stormtrooper: "Yeah."

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "You have business cards? You're a stormtrooper. There's like a million of you. What do need business cards for?"

Stormtrooper: "Well, they're for my cookie business."

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "I don't want... Oh, my God. That chocolate cookie looks like the Death Star."

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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "All right. Is this thing good to go?"

Medical Droid: "[censored version] Wow, you're a hard guy to get compliment from!"

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Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "[Han fires his blaster at a mynock. The ground shakes] Wait a minute. [Shoots the ground. It shakes again] Hang on a second. [Shoots the ground again] What's going on here? [Shoots again] Something doesn't add up. [Shoots again] Just a minute. [Shoots again] Time out. [Shoots again] This ain't quite right. [Shoots again] Oh, now I get it. We should go."

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Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "[On Lando] He's a black guy - in fact he's probably the only black guy in the galaxy."

Brian Griffin as Chewbacca: "Let's hope, right!"

Peter Griffin as Han Solo/Lois Griffin as Princess Leia/Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO: "Whoa!"

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Peter Griffin: "Christina Ricci was tied up for some reason"

Stewie Griffin: "I'm already bored and confused!"

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Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: "Come on Luke, join the Dark Side - it's really cool!"

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Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "I would give my right hand for this day to just end."

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Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "Hey, Luke. Take care of yourself, okay?"

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "You, too."

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: "Hey, what'd you end up doing with that dog we kidnapped?"

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: "I killed it and ate it!"

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