Porthos, D'Artagnan:
"Random Villian: It's Porthos the Pirate! AAAAH!
[Villans jump overboard]
D'Artagnan: Pirate?
Porthos: I told you I was famous.
-Porthos, D'Artagnan"
Porthos and Athos:
"Porthos: Champagne?
Athos: We're in the middle of a chase, Porthos.
Porthos: You're right - something red.
-Porthos and Athos"
Porthos:
"AH-HA! The Cardinal's sacred snack chamber!
-Porthos"
Porthos:
"This axe was a gift to me by the Czarina of Tokyo!
-Porthos"
Porthos:
"Little pimple...meet me behind the Luxemburg at 1:00, and bring a LONG wooden box.
-Porthos"
Porthos and D'Artagnan:
"Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me...
D'Artagnan: Who? The world's biggest windbag?
-Porthos and D'Artagnan"
Porthos:
"This sash was a gift to me by the Queen of America!
-Porthos"
Porthos:
"Go home; find a wench. Raise fat babies, and live a good, long life.
-Porthos"
Porthos and Athos:
"Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
Athos: Why not?
Porthos: Because I'm fighting him!
-Porthos and Athos"
Girard and D'Artagnan:
"Girard: My brothers will avenge me...
D'Artagnan: (sees men coming over hill on horses) Already?!
-Girard and D'Artagnan"
Cardinal Richelieu:
"All for one...and more for me!
-Cardinal Richelieu"
Aramis:
"Is he a man of God or a man of gold?
-Aramis"
Girard:
"D'Artagnan! Don't lose your head!
-Girard"
Aramis:
"Ah...hello again, Cyclops...
-Aramis"
Richelieu and Lady DeWinter:
"Richelieu: Let me warn you that with a snap of my fingers, I can send you back to the block where I found you!
DeWinter: (knife pointed at cardinal's "manhood") And with a flick of my wrist...I could change your religion.
-Richelieu and Lady DeWinter"
Lady DeWinter:
"I don't believe you suffer the burden of chastity.
-Lady DeWinter"
Porthos:
"Rochefort...isn't that a smelly kind of a cheese?
-Porthos"
Porthos:
"You, boy...are selfish, pig-headed, and arrogant...I like that...it reminds me of me!
-Porthos"
Aramis:
"Oh, thank you...you broke my fall perfectly.
-Aramis"
Porthos:
"Gaw, I love my work!
-Porthos"
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