Buckwheat:
"What was number 2?" (Porky whispers in his ear) "No! Not that! The other number 2."
Buckwheat:
"Do you like pickles?"
Porky:
"i think they stink!"
Buckhwheat:
"I love pickles"
Porky:
"My mum makes me eat them"
Buckwheat:
"Im crazy about em!"
Porky:
"I'll sell you my pickle for a dickle"
Buckwheat:
"How bout 2 cents.."
Porky:
"Ok"
Buckwheat:
"Ive got two pickles ive got two pickles, ive got two pickles today .. hey hey.. a doo daaa dii daa doo da day!.. ive got tow pickles today! hey hey!"
Alfalfa:
"Hold on to your beanie!"
Waldo:
"We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery."
Darla:
"That explains why you're so refined!"
Alfalfa:
"Yeah, and so oily!"
Uh Huh:
"Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them."
Buckwheat:
"[Delivering Alfalfa's letter to Darla]
Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa."
A.J. Ferguson:
"Is that a cowlick, or are you just happy to see me?"
Alfalfa:
"The two if us will be singing a duet. Together."
Waldo:
"How redundant."
Alfalfa:
"Thank you."
Stymie and Porky:
"Stymie: "Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!"
Porky: "That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter."
-Stymie and Porky"
Froggy:
"Men, could I have an azuga?
-Froggy"
Butch and Woim:
"Butch: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', Woim?"
Woim: Yeah, Butch. What're we thinkin' ?"
Butch: "How much fun it's gonna be to STOMP those guys in the race.
-Butch and Woim"
Butch and Alfalfa:
"Butch: "When's the last time we beat you up?"
Alfalfa: "Well, let's see...today's the 10th, 30 days hath September, April, June, and November. It's not a leap year. Yyyyyesterday.
-Butch and Alfalfa"
Buckweet:
"We're going to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!
-Buckweet"
Buckwheat and Porky:
"Buckwheat: "Hey, there's my mom!" Porky: [sarcastically] "Whoopi!"
-Buckwheat and Porky"
Buckwheat and Uh-Huh:
"Buckwheat: "Hey, Uh-Huh, does it stink in there?" Uh-Huh: "Uh-Huh!"
-Buckwheat and Uh-Huh"
Stymie:
"You and Alfalfa have to be friends again! You're like Ernie and Bert, Superman and Clark Kent!
-Stymie"
Alfalfa Porky:
"Why am I soaking wet?" "Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
-Alfalfa Porky"
Buckwheat:
"Buckwheat: "Quick, what's the number for 911?!"
-Buckwheat"
Butch and Alfalfa:
"Butch: "Any last words?" Alfalfa: "Uh, yeah! See ya
-Butch and Alfalfa"
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