Dirty Grandpa
Release: January 22, 2016
Trailers
Theatrical trailer.
Posters
Quotes
Lenore:
"You're just a dirty, dirty grandpa, and I'm just a girl from Long Island City who likes to fuck old people."
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Dick Kelly:
"Jason, I want to fuck. For the first time in 40 years, I'm single, and I want to fuck. I want to fuck until my dick falls off. I want to fuck a horse, and I want to drink its blood. I was faithful to your grandmother every day for 40 years, even through the menopause, even through the cancer. She was the love of my life, I'll miss her every goddamn day, but she told me on her death bed, you get back out there again. I haven't had sex in 15 years Jason, and I want to fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck."
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Dick Kelly:
"The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with him before he dies."
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Dick Kelly:
"I'm gonna get some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want summa dat drank? Summa dat purple draaank? Summa dat purple ass motherfuckin' pimp dick draaank?"
Bradley:
"Who... the fuck... are you?"
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Lenore:
"I like your pull out couch."
Dick Kelly:
"Yeah? Well, I got news for ya. That's the only thing that's gonna be pulling out tonight."
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Jason Kelly:
"Well, how do I look?"
Dick Kelly:
"Like the keynote speaker at a butt-fucking convention."
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Dick Kelly:
"We have a long standing bet - who's the better golfer. Obviously I've got the bigger three wood."
Lenore:
"Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your balls right into my vagina."
Jason Kelly:
"Holy shit."
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