Claire:
"Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.
-Claire"
Ronna and Todd:
"- I need a favor.
- Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f#@king slim
-Ronna and Todd"
Zack:
"Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.
-Zack"
Mannie:
"So... what are we doing for New Years?
-Mannie"
Claire & Todd:
"- No.
- No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you do, but you don't wanna get laid - with me?
-Claire & Todd"
Female shopper & Ronna:
"- Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
- Look how far it got you.
-Female shopper & Ronna"
Claire & Ronna:
"- You're making me an accessory!
- Okay Claire, that bracelet of mine you're wearing, that's an accessory.
-Claire & Ronna"
Adam:
"Is it safe to have a radio attached to my balls like this?
-Adam"
Marcus:
"I'm not a bathroom attendant!
-Marcus"
Todd:
"It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry.
-Todd"
Zack & Adam:
"- I need to bathe in sin.
- With me, or one of your other boyfriends?
-Zack & Adam"
Ronna:
"Show me your tits.
-Ronna"
Tiny:
"WHO DA F#@K WE RUNNIN' FROM?
-Tiny"
Todd & Ronna:
"- Ronna, I just gave you a favor.
- And here I thought you just gave me head.
-Todd & Ronna"
Singh:
"Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?
-Singh"
Simon Baines:
"They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!
-Simon Baines"
Simon & Marcus:
"- He's a good guy.
- Oh, he's the good drug dealer.
-Simon & Marcus"
Burke & Ronna:
"- I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
- Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?
-Burke & Ronna"
Tiny & Marcus:
"- Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
- Your mother's mother's mother, fuck ... this ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.
-Tiny & Marcus"
Marcus:
"Are you happy now? Is your British ass happy?
-Marcus"
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