Team America: World Police
Release: October 14, 2004

Now in its 20th year - on 4K UHD from 6/25. • Team America exists for the sole intention of stopping terrorists from performing evil deeds. With a home base located within the structure of Mount Rushmore, the team comprises Lisa, a young psychologist; Carson, Lisa's love interest; Sarah, an alleged psychic; Joe, a typical all-American jock who is in love with Sarah; and Chris, a technological and martial arts expert who harbors a deep yet mysterious mistrust of actors. The team is led by Spottswoode, a United States government agent, and the team's information is received by I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., a highly-advanced supercomputer. The team is trying to break up a terrorist plot formed by Kim Jong il and are soon blamed by the union group the Film Actors Guild (F.A.G.) for causing the plot themselves. a Starz Denver Intl Film Fest '04 selection. Trey Parker directs from the script by Parker, Matt Stone & Pam Brady. Produce by Scott Rudin and Parker & Stone. Executive Producers: Scott Aversano and Anne Garefino. Music by Harry Gregson-Williams. Puppets created by Chioco Bros.. a Scott Rudin/Matt Stone production for Paramount Pictures. Theatrical: Approved [#41245]/rated R for graphic crude and sexual humor, violent images and strong language - all involving puppets Uncut: Not Rated.

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Kim Jong Il: "Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid?"
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Chris: "If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!"
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Joe: "Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"
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Lisa: "I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!"
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News Reporter: "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo."
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Lisa: "Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did."
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Helen Hunt: "Let's go, bitch. I've done action films!"
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Sean Penn: "Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."
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Jeanne Carofolo: "As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion."
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Tim Robbins: "Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money."
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Gary: "Jesus, this is a nice limo."
Spottswoode: "Yes, it is. Now suck my cock."
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Lisa: "Promise me you'll never die."
Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Gary: "I promise I'll never die."
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Kim Jong Il: "You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!"
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Lisa: "Hey, terrorists, terrorize THIS!"
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Lisa: "Hey, terrorists, terrorize this!"
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