Kim Jong Il:
"Why is evawyrone so fuckin' stoopid?"
Chris:
"If you betray us, I'll rip your fuckin' balls off and stuff them up your ass. So, the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls!"
Joe:
"Shit! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"
Lisa:
"I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!"
News Reporter:
"Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo."
Lisa:
"Gary, you didn't kill your brother. Those gorillas did."
Helen Hunt:
"Let's go, bitch. I've done action films!"
Sean Penn:
"Last year I went to Iraq. Before Team America showed up, it was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles."
Jeanne Carofolo:
"As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it's our own opinion."
Tim Robbins:
"Let me explain to you how this works: you see, the corporations finance Team America, and then Team America goes out... and the corporations sit there in their... in their corporation buildings, and... and, and see, they're all corporation-y... and they make money."
Gary:
"Jesus, this is a nice limo."
Spottswoode:
"Yes, it is. Now suck my cock."
Lisa:
"Promise me you'll never die."
Gary:
"You know I can't promise that."
Lisa:
"If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
Gary:
"I promise I'll never die."
Kim Jong Il:
"You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!"
Lisa:
"Hey, terrorists, terrorize THIS!"
Lisa:
"Hey, terrorists, terrorize this!"
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