The Happytime Murders
Release: August 22, 2018

In a World... where puppets live alongside the humans as second-class citizens, among them is Phil Phillips: a disgraced cop turned private eye. When a new client who's being blackmailed leads him to investigate a porno store that gets hit as a robbery gone wrong... Phil's convinced it was a planned hit, because there was no money taken, and one of the victims was a cast member of The Happytime Gang, a famous '80s TV series that put puppets out into the mainstream. It gets personal as Phil's suspicions are confirmed — when the killer takes out another star of the show: Phil's brother. With Phil's ex-flame, Jenny, possibly next on the killer's vendetta list, it's up to Phil and his former partner, Detective Edwards, to put an end to the killer's rampage... ...but how is that possible when all the clues point to Phil being the culprit?

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Agent Campbell: "I'll have your badge for this! I'm in the fuckin' FBI!"
Phil Phillips: "Oh yeah what's that stand for, 'fuckin' big idiot?'"
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Bubbles: "God, are you alright?"
Connie Edwards: "I ruptured my hymen."
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Connie Edwards: "Oh, God damn it. How the hell did you get in here?"
Bubbles: " It was actually very easy. I just picked the lock. It took me, like, under a minute."
Connie Edwards: "Oh, great. Apparently, anybody who wants to can just walk right into my apartment."
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Phil Phillips: "Maybe puppets do have a chance for a happy ending. Happy ending? Jesus, I still can't get that squirting cow out of my head."
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Phil Phillips: "You know I have no bones, right? You're basically fluffing a pillow here."
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Connie Edwards: "Yeah! I unsewed your mother, and made a jacket out of her!"
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Connie Edwards: "I guess we know the purple carpet doesn't match the drapes."
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Sandra: "He won't shoot me! He's a blue loser puppet with a tiny felt cock!"
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Connie Edwards: "You better get checked 'cause that shit tasted like salt."
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Sandra : "Clean up on aisle Phil."
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Ronovan Scargle: " I don't take compliments well; but I get them all the time."
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Phil Phillips: "Do you have the latest issue of Puppet Pussy Party?"
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Phil Phillips: "I never knocked a guy out with his own balls before."
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