A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

Release: November 04, 2011

Six years after their last adventure, stoner pals Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal Penn) have grown apart and found new friends. As each is busy making holiday preparations, a mysterious package mistakenly arrives on Kumar's doorstep. Unfortunately, Kumar's attempt to redirect the package to Harold goes up in smoke -- along with a prize Christmas tree belonging to Harold's father-in-law. The pair's journey across New York City to find a replacement tree threatens to blow Christmas Eve sky-high.

Trailers

Theatrical trailer (red-band)

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Quotes

Wafflebot: "Would you like a waffle, Mr. Harris?"

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Neil Patrick Harris: "Look, don't be alarmed... but I'm gonna squirt some lotion on your back in about... 35 seconds."

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Kumar: "Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."

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Kumar: "I haven't shaved since you left. Pretty romantic, right? Like Ryan Gosling in 'The Notebook.' "

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Harold: "I shot Santa in the face! He's real! And I shot him in the face!"

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David: "I have Fred Savage on speed-dial."

Neil Patrick Harris: "FUCK Savage! That crack is mine!"

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Mr. Perez: "The tree is a cancer, Harold. We have to get rid of it before it kills Christmas."

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Kumar: "You have a good job, you make good money, and you don't beat your wife. What more could a Latino father-in-law ask for?"

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Mother-in-line: "HEY! Back of the line, Tech Support!"

Kumar: "Take it easy, Reba. Your little boy can rub his ass on Santa's cock in a minute!"

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Kumar: "No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."

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