Winnie:
"Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. Come on, you can't deny it."
Ericka:
"You were right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting!"
Murray:
"Oh, watch out now... she got stitches in ALL the right places!"
Johnny:
"Once a bar mitzvah DJ, always a bar mitzvah DJ."
Train Conductor:
"Budapest, Budapest, the next stop, Budapest"
Van Helsing:
"Good evening, travelers! I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. Yes, one of THE Van Helsings!"
Stan:
"Are you overworked and stressed out? Then you need a monster vacation!"
Stan:
"Welcome to the Bermuda Triangle, where you'll embark on a monster cruise of a lifetime."
Ericka:
"It's all going according to plan."
Johnny:
"I gotta warn you, I played second team co at intramural volleyball in Santa Cruz!"
Mavis:
"There's something about that woman I don't trust!"
Eunice:
"Everybody just, please, watch the hair. WATCH THE HAIR!"
Ericka:
"Ahoy, there! I am Captain Ericka. You must be the one and only Dracula."
Dracula:
"Your delicious neck wrappings are in a nice coffin. Would you like to see my parts?"
Frank:
"Maybe you'll find your own fireworks on the cruise."
Dracula:
"It's not the Love Boat, Frank."
Eunice:
"Oh, no you don't! Last time you gambled you lost an arm and a leg! Literally!"
Gremlins:
"BEVERAGES, BEVERAGES, SNACKS, BEVERAGES! Beverages, beverages, SNACKS, SNACKS, SNACKS!"
Gremlins:
"Ladies and gentlemen, for your safety, please unbuckle your seat belts!"
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