Vampires Suck
Release: August 18, 2010

A spoof of vampire-themed movies. Teenager, Becca finds herself torn between 2 boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

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Becca Crane: "Hey, Eddie, well, I know it might seem petty, but I can't stop obsessing over you."
Edward: "Put down that guitar and stop singing like Taylor Swift."
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Edward: "Every time I bring a girl over, you try to eat her! It's not fair!"
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Becca Crane: "I used to live with my mom. Now she's always on the road because she started doing some pro golfer. (pulls out magazine with a picture of Tiger Woods on the cover)"
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Frank: "I guess it's hard for me to accept that my little girl's growing up. I mean look at the size of those tits."
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Becca Crane: "So, are we going to be, uh, at the same school?"
Jacob: "I go to school at the reservation."
Becca Crane: "Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day."
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