They should make a Blaster Master movie.
Mezase_MasterThey should make a Blaster Master movie.
Watching a tank blow up monsters for 90 mins? Not much of a plot there. Or watching some kid try and save his pet frog? It was a fun game but I don't see how they could make it into a movie.
They should make a Metal Gear Solid movie and let Hideo Kojima direct it.
I can not stand the way they butchered the Resident Evil movies. Alice is such a generic character that its not even funny.
I hate how in the second film they end it will a street fight between Alice and the Nemesis. What the fuck? In the game he mutates into a giant monster and Jill is the one who defeats him. Then he becomes a good guy and saves Alice cause he's is that douche bag from the first movie.
The Nemesis is 7 ft of walking mutated terror who rapes your face with a T-Virus tentacle. Not some poor mutated soul looking for redemption.
I almost got kicked out of the theater when the "street fight" scene started cause I yelled out "You got to be fucking kidding me?"
RE: 3 was just absolutely stupid. An army of Alice's? Christ give me a break. How much did Milla have to fuck the director this time to make sure in the 4th film 90% of the cast is her?
Sorry, I could go on and on but I won't. I just had such high hopes for the RE films and was stoked when George Romero was going to direct it and then got shit canned cause Hollywood didn't like the idea of him making a good video game adaptation.
You can argue if Romeros script was good or not, thats fine. But it sure would of been a hell of a lot better then the shit we saw on screen.
I will let someone else complain about Super Mario Bros.
End rant.
Oh man Street Fighter. I remember the only time I ever saw a commercial for that movie was real late at night during American Gladiators. They just fuck up every character in that movie. I mean Zanghief is about 3 minutes away from being fully retarded. Ken and Ryu are dating or something I dont know.
The Street Fighter movie was actually pretty faithful.
Now the SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE -
Luigi looked way too young and dark.
For some reason they were saving Princess Daisy.
Koopa was a wierd ass human with a plan to turn everyone into...goomba dinosaurs? What is this Howard the Duck?
Toad had a HORRIBLE cameo.
Bowser for some reason ruled an underground city.
Goombas should've been called Koopas, bceause they looked more like Koopas and NOTHING like Goombas.
Bowser looked way too fucking wierd.
They didn't don the plumber suits until very late into the movie.
And I could go on and on and on.
I've heard people say that they absolutely hate Street Fighter, but find Super Mario Bros. "watchable." I think they're retarded.