marcus29687
51 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
Whats your favorite Simpsons Quote? These are a few of mine:
1. "The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!"
2. "I call the big one Bitey."
3. Maude: "Speed it up Ned!"
Ned: "I can't, it's a Geo!"
1. "The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big!"
2. "I call the big one Bitey."
3. Maude: "Speed it up Ned!"
Ned: "I can't, it's a Geo!"
plaidman76
248 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
"Stupid Sexy Flanders"
"Me Fail English? Thats Unpossible!"
"Me Fail English? Thats Unpossible!"
davedirt01
75 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson, the great philosopher of the 20th and 21st centuries.
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"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!" - Homer Simpson, the great philosopher of the 20th and 21st centuries.
"...I am so smart, I am so smart, smrt, smrt, I mean Smart.."
-Homer
somthing like that..
-Homer
somthing like that..
*Music playing*
Bart: "Where's My Elephant!? (repeatedly)
Grandpa(Abe): Hey, They're playing the Elephant song!
*Bart & homer after chasing a pig*
Homer: It's just a lil Dirty, STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD!
*pig falls in water* Homer: It's just a lil wet ,STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD!
*pig gets shot of a sewer pipe* homer: It's just a lil airborne, STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD! Bart: It's gone. Homer: I know. -_-
Burns: I think I'll give money to the Orphanage....... When Pigs fly
*laughter* *pig flies by*
Smithers: wanna give that money now? Burns: uh no.
Bart: "Where's My Elephant!? (repeatedly)
Grandpa(Abe): Hey, They're playing the Elephant song!
*Bart & homer after chasing a pig*
Homer: It's just a lil Dirty, STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD!
*pig falls in water* Homer: It's just a lil wet ,STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD!
*pig gets shot of a sewer pipe* homer: It's just a lil airborne, STILL GOOD, STILL GOOD! Bart: It's gone. Homer: I know. -_-
Burns: I think I'll give money to the Orphanage....... When Pigs fly
*laughter* *pig flies by*
Smithers: wanna give that money now? Burns: uh no.
"AAARGH! Argh, they're out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! ARGH, German potato salad!" - Homer in hell
Burns (wearing Homer's brain on his head): Look at me, Smithers! I'm Davy Crockett!
Bart & Lisa: Ahh! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Please, we've been through so much together. Call me Bob.
Bart & Lisa: Ahh! Bob!
And those that plaidman76 mentioned earlier.
Bart & Lisa: Ahh! Sideshow Bob!
Sideshow Bob: Please, we've been through so much together. Call me Bob.
Bart & Lisa: Ahh! Bob!
And those that plaidman76 mentioned earlier.
You know what they say: If you wanna save the world you gotta push a few old ladies down the stairs
Bart & Barney at the movie theatre...
Barney: Next there gonna show my movie!
Bart: You made a movie?
Barney: I made a movie?
Barney: Next there gonna show my movie!
Bart: You made a movie?
Barney: I made a movie?
- Rod and Todd: Oh boy, liver! Iron helps us play!
- Nelson: He who haw-haws last haw-haws best.
- Nelson: (while dutch-rubbing an owl) Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself!
- Homer: (singing) Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
- Ralph: Leperchauns tell me to burn things.
- Homer: Houston, we have a problem. A sexy problem!
- Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): Don't let our hands touch. It's gay.
Rod: What does "gay" mean?
Bart: Um, it means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore.
Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
Ned: What did he just say?
Marge: (laughs nervously) I believe he's saying...he's okay.
- Nelson: He who haw-haws last haw-haws best.
- Nelson: (while dutch-rubbing an owl) Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself! Stop endangering yourself!
- Homer: (singing) Call Mr. Plow, that's my name. That name again is Mr. Plow.
- Ralph: Leperchauns tell me to burn things.
- Homer: Houston, we have a problem. A sexy problem!
- Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): Don't let our hands touch. It's gay.
Rod: What does "gay" mean?
Bart: Um, it means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore.
Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
Ned: What did he just say?
Marge: (laughs nervously) I believe he's saying...he's okay.
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." -Kurt Cobain
takineko
3931 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
Willie: KILL IT! BREAK ITS LEGS!
Smithers: No!! Stop! It's Mr. Burns!!
Willie: aww, its Mr. Burns. ..KILL IT! KILL IT!!
Willie: I must save the wee turtles! If I don't save the wee turtles who will?? ....... AHHHH! Save me from the wee turtles!! They were too quick for me..
Abe: At my age Death stalks you at every turn. AHHHHH DEATH!!!
Lisa: Thats Maggie.
Abe: oh where was I, AHHHH DEATH!!
Lisa: Thats a bird bath.
Abe: oh, DEAAATH! ~points at maggie again~
Smithers: No!! Stop! It's Mr. Burns!!
Willie: aww, its Mr. Burns. ..KILL IT! KILL IT!!
Willie: I must save the wee turtles! If I don't save the wee turtles who will?? ....... AHHHH! Save me from the wee turtles!! They were too quick for me..
Abe: At my age Death stalks you at every turn. AHHHHH DEATH!!!
Lisa: Thats Maggie.
Abe: oh where was I, AHHHH DEATH!!
Lisa: Thats a bird bath.
Abe: oh, DEAAATH! ~points at maggie again~
cap
220 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
its a pornagraphy store
i was buying pornagraphy
i was buying pornagraphy
Funky_Guy
2638 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
"That fat dumb and bald guy sure plays some real hardball!"
"Oh look there's a baby driving a car and there's a bear riding a bus!"
"Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Everyone knows rock music achieved perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact!"
"Ooh, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland! With his gumdrop house on lollypop lane..... In case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic."
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
"Oh look there's a baby driving a car and there's a bear riding a bus!"
"Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
"Everyone knows rock music achieved perfection in 1974, it's a scientific fact!"
"Ooh, I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man, from happyland! With his gumdrop house on lollypop lane..... In case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic."
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.
Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.
Bart: Right, the leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.
davedirt01
75 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
"Let me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms, a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields, and some illegal fireworks, and one of those disposable enemas...eh, make it two" -Homer Simpson
Later in that episode:
Marge goes through Homer's purchase. "I don't know what you have
planned tonight, but count me out!"
Later in that episode:
Marge goes through Homer's purchase. "I don't know what you have
planned tonight, but count me out!"
oooooo look a dancing jesus!!!!
stupid sexy flanders
thats willies grease
too many to write down.
stupid sexy flanders
thats willies grease
too many to write down.
kryptoknightmare
122 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
Ralph Wiggum: "Oh boy: sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
Bart: How is it Ralph, good?
Ralph: It tastes like... burning!
Ralph: It tastes like... burning!
moe: "it can deep fry a buffalo in 40 seconds"
homer: "but I want it now!"
homer: "but I want it now!"
System
79987 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
"Za goggles zey do nuzzing!"
MsEtCaHn
267 Posts
18 years, 9 months ago
Skinner: Up yours, children!!
Bart: Kwyjibo.... A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin and a short temper.
Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: NO!
(buzzer)
Moe: Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!
(ding)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
(buzzer)
Moe: A date.
(buzzer)
Moe: Dinner with friend.
(buzzer)
Moe: Dinner alone.
(buzzer)
Moe: Watching tv alone.
(buzzer)
Moe: Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
(buzzer)
Moe: (dejected) Sears catalog.
(ding)
Moe: Now will you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!"
(buzzer)
Bart: Kwyjibo.... A big, dumb, balding North American ape. With no chin and a short temper.
Homer: (singing) My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R...
Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
Moe: NO!
(buzzer)
Moe: Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!
(ding)
Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, because I got a hot date tonight.
(buzzer)
Moe: A date.
(buzzer)
Moe: Dinner with friend.
(buzzer)
Moe: Dinner alone.
(buzzer)
Moe: Watching tv alone.
(buzzer)
Moe: Alright! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
(buzzer)
Moe: (dejected) Sears catalog.
(ding)
Moe: Now will you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!"
(buzzer)