What are your favorites?
I always liked "Emmanuelle in Space" and "Red Shoe Diaries".
Red Shoe Diaries had David Dachovney, and that's awesome. 8)
I always liked "Emmanuelle in Space" and "Red Shoe Diaries".
Red Shoe Diaries had David Dachovney, and that's awesome. 8)
Greengoblin
1731 Posts
17 years, 2 months ago
Emmanuel in Space all the way, great hot stuff!
Yeah, I always got excited when Emmanuelle came on. God bless her.
Greengoblin
1731 Posts
17 years, 2 months ago
You and i are definite pervs! Lol.
probs.
I liked Playmate of the Apes.
I really wish I could find that on dvd.
I really wish I could find that on dvd.
Oh man, Playmate of the Apes is a classic. Goes right up there with Lord of the G-String.
I don't remember any of the titles except Red Shoe Diaries.
This was my first exposure to non-print porn, I was in 6th/7th grade. So the names of shows weren't as important as the content.
This was my first exposure to non-print porn, I was in 6th/7th grade. So the names of shows weren't as important as the content.
I remember one called Body Chemistry 2 ...? Something like that.
And how did Body Chemistry 2 make you feel?
Certainly not aroused.
You should see the horrible humping they have on late night HBO.
You should see the horrible humping they have on late night HBO.
Not anymore.
Tough to find good fake humping on premium cable these days.
Tough to find good fake humping on premium cable these days.
System
79987 Posts
17 years, 2 months ago
Lord of the G-Strings was so bad it was funny.
Late night Skinemax was the bastion of teens everywhere(me included) before the internet. Sure, the humping was awful, but there were boobies! Wild ORchid was one of my favorites. Now I flip the channels and just laugh at how bad the whole thing is--the dialogue, the acting, the sex, everything.
The Best/Worst movie of all time to come on Skinemax was called "Dinosaur Island", it was so awful that it was hilarious, and of course it had obligatory boobies and hump scenes.
It was about a military plane, there was a pilot, a hard ass officer, and three prisoners who were goofballs and I think they were being taken to the stockade for going AWOL or something. Anyway the plane crashes on an island that is inhabited by dinosaurs and slutty cave women. It was a classic.
I remember there was one scene where they were walking around the island which is supposed to have no technology at all, and in the background you can see a power line and tower.
It was about a military plane, there was a pilot, a hard ass officer, and three prisoners who were goofballs and I think they were being taken to the stockade for going AWOL or something. Anyway the plane crashes on an island that is inhabited by dinosaurs and slutty cave women. It was a classic.
I remember there was one scene where they were walking around the island which is supposed to have no technology at all, and in the background you can see a power line and tower.
Pearl to the damn Jam
Protegejoe296
Late night Skinemax was the bastion of teens everywhere(me included) before the internet. Sure, the humping was awful, but there were boobies! Wild ORchid was one of my favorites. Now I flip the channels and just laugh at how bad the whole thing is--the dialogue, the acting, the sex, everything.
Wild Orchid, I remember that movie, they have a band called Wild Orchid too, it's where Fergie from Black Eyed Peas started her music career.
Funky_Guy
2638 Posts
17 years, 1 month ago
I don't get the actual Cinemax channel but here in Canada Showcase carries Red Shoe Diaries. Also one March break when I was in my teens I rented Cinemax's Virtual Sex on DVD.
A late night staple for teens here in Ottawa for many years came from the fact that we get a few channels that come in from nearby Quebec, one of those channels TQS used to have something called Blue Nuit every Friday and Saturday night. This of course was soft and mildly hardcore porn. They don't have it anymore cause a bunch of uptight prudes sent complaint letters to the CRTC (Canadian equivelent of the FCC.)
A late night staple for teens here in Ottawa for many years came from the fact that we get a few channels that come in from nearby Quebec, one of those channels TQS used to have something called Blue Nuit every Friday and Saturday night. This of course was soft and mildly hardcore porn. They don't have it anymore cause a bunch of uptight prudes sent complaint letters to the CRTC (Canadian equivelent of the FCC.)
Cinemax was on at a friend's house when we were hanging out one night. One of the guys there planted himself on the couch and watched the show. The rest of us were in the dining area enjoying our beer and cutting up 8) . Anyhow, after about half an hour he was asked to give a couple of girls a lift to the store. It seemed like he was stalling and everyone was like "c'mon dude, let's go before they stop selling". Well it turns out that he didn't want to stand up because he had a boner. Sheesh.
