Richard:"(distorted voice) Happy new year to you, Blaze."
Diane:"Oooh! Some kind of voice you got there. You sound like the Phantom."
Richard:"You could call me that."
Diane:"So, you got a name, Phantom?"
Richard:"Call me Eee-vil."
Diane:"Evil? E-villl Eye?"
Richard:"No! Just eee-vil!"
Diane:"Well listen Mr. Evil, do you have a vote for the top song of the year?"
Richard:"No. Just a new year's resolution. (puases and breathes hard) I'm going to commit murder at midnight. I'm going to kill someone you know. Someone close to you."
Diane:"(hangs up) Well! We're really off to an interesting start, aren't we? Crazy trips, must be a full moon!"
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