Teacher:"Today, Nicky will tell about his house. Nicky?"
Ickis:"(dressed as Nicky) My house? Let's see, it's got the best trash you would ever find! [kids laughing] There's enough maggots, and broken car parts, and chicken bones to feed a family for weeks! [kids continue laughing] I live in a filthy disgusting dump! [kids still laugh a lot]"
Jake:"(after Nicky saw Ickis) Nicky, can you say "Bunny rabbit."?"
The Gromble:"Wrong! Silence! I have spoken. As far as you ringworms are concerned, there's no such thing as 'Halloween'! Move and you're dead!"
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