Drill Sergeant:"Gump! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?"
Forrest Gump:"You told me to, Drill Sergeant?"
Drill Sergeant:"Jesus H. Christ! This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine enlisted man I'd recommend you for OCS! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!"
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