Vitamin Water in Crazy Things to Stay Healthy (Pursuit of Happiness)
Taken from 2010 Kid Cudi feat. MGMT and Ratatat rap title.
Quote O' Matic
Squidward:
"Years ago, at this very restaurant, the hatch-slinging slasher used to be a frycook, just like you. Only clumsier! And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties, it happened..."
SpongeBob:
"He forgot the secret sauce?"
Squidward:
"No."
SpongeBob:
"He didn't wash his hands?"
Squidward:
"No!"
SpongeBob:
"Irregular portions?"
Squidward:
"NO! He cut off his own hand! By mistake!"
SpongeBob:
"You mean like this?
[At every 'this', SpongeBob removes his arm and a new one grows back]"
SpongeBob:
"Or like this? Or this? Or this? But what about this? Or this? Or this? Or this?"
Squidward:
"Except he wasn't a sponge!"
SpongeBob:
"So?"
Squidward:
"So it didn't grow back!"
SpongeBob:
"OH NO!"
Squidward:
"And he replaced his hand... with a rusty spatula. And then... he got hit by a bus! And, as funeral, they fired him! So now... every... What day is it?"
SpongeBob:
"Tuesday."
Squidward:
"Tuesday night! His ghost returns to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance!"
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