Metrovision Advertising
The owners of a store called Drive-Thru talk about how this advertising company helped them.
Quote O' Matic
Wonka:
"Charlie? My boy, YOU'VE WON! You did it! You did it! I knew you would, I just knew you would! Oh, Forgive me for putting you through this. Please forgive me. Come here, Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, Meet my friend, Mr. Wilkinson."
Wilkinson:
"It's a Pleasure."
Charlie:
"It's Slugworth!"
Wonka:
"No, no, no! That's not slugworth, He works for me."
Charlie:
"For you?"
Wonka:
"Why yes! I had to test you, Charlie. And you passed it. YOU WON!"
Grandpa Joe:
"Won what?!?"
Wonka:
"The Jackpot, My dear sir. It's the grand and glorious jackpot!"
Charlie:
"You mean the year supply of chocolate?"
Wonka:
"The year supply of the chocolate? Oh yes, The year supply of Chocolate. But that is just the beginning. We have so much time and so little to do, Wait a minute! Strike that, Reverse it! Thank you. This way, Please! We will take the Wonkavator! Step in, Charlie! Grandpa Joe, Sir! (As they enter the Wonkavator) This is the great glass Wonkavator!"
Grandpa Joe:
"It's an elevator!"
Wonka:
"It's a Wonkavator! Elevators can only go up and down, But a Wonkavator can sideways, backways, roundways,"
Charlie:
"And squareways."
Wonka:
"And anyways you go. Just press the key to go to any room in the factory. Press the key and "ZING!" You are there! By now I pushed all the keys in the factory. Except one. (points to the key that Wonka never pressed before). Go ahead, Charlie! Press it!"
Charlie:
"Who me? (Presses the key) (Engine starts)"
Wonka:
"Here we go. Not sure where we are going! Faster, Faster, If we don't get enough speed, We will never get the day through"
Granda Joe:
"Through what?"
Wonka:
"Up and Out!"
Charlie:
"You mean it?"
Wonka:
"I sure do!"
Grandpa Joe:
"(terrified) But the roof is made out glass. It's gonna smash into pieces, and we will be cut to ribbons."
Wonka:
"Probably! (In caution) Hold on tight, everybody! Here it comes! (Wonkavator crashes through the ceiling window, And nobody was cut to ribbons)"
Grandpa Joe:
"WOW! YOU DID IT, MR. WONKA! CONGRATULATIONS!"
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