Fred Gailey:"Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus."
Judge Henry X. Harper:"Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed."
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