AT&T (Elton John's Rocket Man)
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"A long time ago, when the guys weren't all in your face about it. . . ."
Crawl:
"It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. But you know this story."
"What you may not know is that Twentieth Century Fox had so little faith the 'Star Wars' franchise that they let George Lucas keep all the merchandising rights."
[⋯]:
"Are you listening, stockholders? How can you invest in a company that makes such short-sighted decisions? I mean, this is the same company that canceled 'Family Guy' twice. Who's running that joint? Monkeys? I mean, if they're gonna be that foolish with their money, then I guess that means we can be foolish with their money, too. Like spending a bunch of it to animate a computer-generated cartoon elephant that has nothing to do with the rest of the episode."
"[a blue elephant passes by]"
[⋯]:
"Did you see that? Know what that cost? $58,000. I mean, what a waste. It wasn't even that funny. That's $58,000 that could have gone to curing leukemia. Or muscular dystrophy. Or⋯ what does Michael J. Fox have? That. Alright, let's watch some goddamn cartoons."
Added By: STHerbs97
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