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United Artists Theatres Policy Trailer

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Aired: 1989

Added: January 02, 2016

This is the United Artists Theatres policy from 1989 not only uncropped, but also with better quality.

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Colonel Reichstache: "Your mustache looks like shit. You have to get rid of it."

Private Lahmstache: "Get rid of it?"

Colonel Reichstache: "Yes. It looks ridiculous."

Private Lahmstache: "My mustache? But it is an Arian mustache."

Colonel Reichstache: "No, this is an Arian mustache. Yours looks like pubes from a dog hooker. A hooker dog."

Private Lahmstache: "Funny you should say that. You look like you fell into a hairy ass with glue stuck on your lip."

Colonel Reichstache: "This is an Arian mustache. I'm embarrassed for you. You look ridiculous."

Private Lahmstache: "This is an Arian mustache. This is mine. This is a good looking mustache."

Colonel Reichstache: "Are you going to cry now?"

Private Lahmstache: "This is..."

Colonel Reichstache: "Cry home to your mommy. Are you a little cry baby?"

Private Lahmstache: "Your mustache... [wipes tears]"

Colonel Reichstache: "Sorry, but you have to get rid of it. It looks ridiculous. [Private Lahmstache notices that the tank is missing]"

Private Lahmstache: "Where did the tank go?"

Kung Fury: "[Kung Fury holds the tank upward from the barrel and squashes the two Nazi soldiers with it] Tank you."

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