TV Salesman:"So what can I do for you, gentlemen?"
Otis:"Boy, it's hot in here. Isn't it?"
TV Salesman:"I'm kind of cold."
Otis:"We want a TV."
TV Salesman:"How much you got to spend?"
Henry:"[to Otis] What do you got?"
Otis:"Fifty bucks."
TV Salesman:"[pointing to the B&W TV] I can let you have that set over there for fifty bucks."
Otis:"Well, turn it on. We want to see if it works."
TV Salesman:"What's the matter? Don't you trust me?"
Otis:"Uh uh."
TV Salesman:"[grabs TV plug and hands it to Otis] Here. Plug it in, down there."
Otis:"Here?"
TV Salesman:"Yeah, down there. Real good. I see you've had some college. [TV turns on playing static and in black-and-white] Like you can see it, works real good. Just takes a while to warm up."
Otis:"It's black-and-white."
TV Salesman:"Of course, it's black-and-white. What do you expect for fifty bucks? Fucking 3D for Christ's sake?"
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