Page(s):"[Shrek reads Princess Fiona's illustrated "my Dairy" at night] Dear Diary, Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset."
"(Dear Diary,) Dad says I'm going away for a while, must be some finishing school or something."
"(Dear Diary,) Mom says that when I'm old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family!"
Page(s):"(and people across the land will cheer!) and we'll all live happily ever after!"
"Mrs. Fiona Charming."
"[Curiously, Shrek turns the next page, and another, until rapidly turning more pages with the same name. A knock of the door interrupts Shrek and puts the diary down]"
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