Keebler tato Skins
Keebler Tato Skins the original tato skin chips. I dont know why these didnt stick around, TGIF Fridays sells an almost identical product called TGIF
Quote O' Matic
The Dead Collector:
"Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]"
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Here's one."
The Dead Collector:
"That'll be ninepence."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I'm not dead."
The Dead Collector:
"What?"
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Nothing. There's your ninepence."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I'm not dead."
The Dead Collector:
"'Ere, he says he's not dead."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Yes he is."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I'm not."
The Dead Collector:
"He isn't."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Well, he will be soon, he's very ill."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I'm getting better."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment."
The Dead Collector:
"Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I don't want to go on the cart."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Oh, don't be such a baby."
The Dead Collector:
"I can't take him."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I feel fine."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Oh, do me a favor."
The Dead Collector:
"I can't."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long."
The Dead Collector:
"I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Well, when's your next round?"
The Dead Collector:
"Thursday."
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I think I'll go for a walk."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?"
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't:
"I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]"
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Ah, thank you very much."
The Dead Collector:
"Not at all. See you on Thursday."
Large Man with Dead Body:
"Right"
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