Death Star superlaser technician #1:"[after blowing up Alderaan] So, anyway, I says, "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave. I just want a railing. You know, one railing right here!" [points to the edge of the platform they're standing on]"
Death Star superlaser technician #2:"Yeah, I know. I've almost fallen over that thing so many times. So what'd they say?"
Death Star superlaser technician #1:"Get this: they said they're worried we'd be leaning all day."
Death Star superlaser technician #2:"They said that?"
Death Star superlaser technician #1:"Yeah."
Death Star superlaser technician #2:"Well, none of this will matter when we're famous singers."